September 2011
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“The best of judges on this earth aren’t always right or fair;
But God,...”
“Don’t spend your time—invest it.”
Perverted Confessionals
Fiance: You're wearing the purple bra.
Woman: Ok?
Fiance: Wanna know how I knew?
Woman: How?
Fiance: Your boobs are bigger.
Woman: -lightly taps fiance in the face-
Fiance: Hey, I can look!
Woman: I know and you'd like to look at someplace else to see how poor of a job I did.
Fiance: -bursts out laughing-
“The unexamined life is not worth living.—Socrates”
“The Lord is not slack concerning His promise. —2 Peter 3:9”
